But you're just trouble

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If you’ve never

Covered you & your partner in a bottle full of baby oil.

And had sex.

You should do it. It’s interesting… 

Plus it’s got that danger element to it as well.. you’re sitting on your guy’s dick slipping all over the place, he’s trying to hold you in place to stop you falling backwards off the bed… but he can’t because his hands can’t get a grip on you properly. You try and hold on to his shoulders to balance yourself and that just isn’t gonna work. He tries to grab on to your boobies and his hands just go “whoosh” like they have been repelled. 

That slippy shit’s hilarious fun.

Posted on Sunday, February 26 2012. Tagged with: personalI miss stuff like thisLOLThat's not even including how loud the slapping noises are LOL
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  1. lostnationcomic said: In reply, no, I’ve never had “Maria Ozawa slippery oilsex” :D
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    omg Peter. PETER.
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    Much fun… Try an added element...shower curtain down on
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